Shenanigans {A Momma's purse}

This is for that moment when you just need to put your hand in your purse and pull out...  chap-stick, your keys and instead find...

You know you carry a Momma's purse when....
- You dump your purse out and find the majority of your 25lbs. purse to be carrying small cars.
- You want to find your car keys and instead find toy keys... and still try using them.
- You want to grab your debit card and instead pull out a picture that was drawn in church.
- You want to go to grab chapstick and instead pull out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sai.
- You dump your purse out and find the bottom completley littered with cracker morsels or M&M scraps or some sticky substance that you really don't want to know what it is or all three of the above.
- You dive in to grab a tissue and pull out a Toys R Us clipping with toys circled.
- You go to get a wet wipe and instead find a used tissue... cause there wasn't a garbage can and the kiddos  didn't want to carry a used tissue around.
- You go to answer your cell phone and instead have a conversation on the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse phone.
- You go to grab hand sanitizer and instead grab a melted candy bar.
- You go to grab your wallet and find it has been replaced with a pencil box.
- Someone asks for a pen and the only writing utensil that you have is a purple crayon.

I'm sure I'll be adding more to the list soon.